Do you wonder why..................................?????

[Catwoman]

I've been wondering what kind of idiot it takes to vote in a 40% excise tax on top flight plans offered through your employer...For that matter, what kind of idiot does it take to vote in a 40% tax on ANYTHING?

[Wilma]

Why there is a cup of hot coffee in the microwave and I have been sitting in my recliner for 10 minutes before remembering it?

[Varmit]

Why is it that you can shoot somone for breaking into your house but not your country?

Why if they're repeat offenders do we let them out again?

Why are black people brown, white people peach, and yellow people tan?

Why do they call it "taking a leak"?  Did it belong to someone else?

If we aren't supposed to cheat why are we allowed to use Cliffs Notes?

[Teresa]

My mom and I always wondered why ..when we are vacuuming the rug.. if we see a thread or yarn or something like that on the floor..
Why do we lean over..pick it up ..and then drop it in front of the sweeper... sometimes having to go over it several times before it sucks it up..
weird... but I do it.

And why do you call pants a pair when it is only one item?

And.. ..if a man makes a statement, and there is no woman around to hear, is he still wrong?   

[larryJ]

Why is it that I have to bust my butt cleaning around the house on the day that the cleaning lady comes?  Wife calls it "getting things picked up."  HAH!

Larryj

[momof 2boys]

Why is it that the men in my family can get out all of the things they need to make a sandwich, put all of the things away after the sandwich is made, yet leave the cheese wrapper on the counter?  Everytime!

[Roma Jean Turner]

I do the same thing Larry.  If I worked at the house everyday like I do the night before the housekeeper, I wouldn't need one.

Why do the little dogs always want to eat the big dog's dog food and the big dog always wants to eat the little dogs food?

[Wilma]

Cleaning lady?  What's a cleaning lady? 

[Diane Amberg]

 

[Teresa]

Funny.. in my house... "the man" certainly knows where all the stuff is to make a sandwich.. but darn if he knows where it all goes back...