HIGH SCHOOL -- 1959 vs. 2009

[frawin]

This has so much truth in it.

HIGH  SCHOOL --  1959  vs. 2009   


Scenario   1:   
Jack  goes quail hunting before school  and then pulls into the school  parking lot  with his shotgun in his truck's gun  rack.   
1959  - Vice  Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,  goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show  Jack..   
2009  - School   goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack  hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or  gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized  students and teachers..     



Scenario   2:   
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after  school.   
1959  - Crowd  gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands  and end up buddies.   
2009  - Police  called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both  Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with  assault and both expelled even though Johnny  started it.



Scenario   3:   
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he  disrupts other students..   
1959  - Jeffrey  sent to the Principal's office and given a good  paddling by the  Principal. He then returns  to class, sits still and does not disrupt class  again...   
2009  - Jeffrey  is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a  zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school  gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey  has a disability.

Scenario   4:   
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car  and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.   
1959   - Billy  is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes  to college and becomes a successful  businessman.   
2009  - Billy's  dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is  removed to foster care and joins a gang.. The  state psychologist is told by Billy's sister  that she remembers being abused herself and  their dad goes to prison.  Billy's mom has  an affair with the psychologist.     



Scenario   5:   
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin  to school.   
1959     -   Mark  shares his aspirin with the  Principal out on the smoking   dock.   
2009     -   The police are called and Mark is expelled  from school for drug violations. His car is then  searched for drugs and weapons.     


Scenario   6:   
Pedro fails high school  English.   
1959     -   Pedro  goes to summer school, passes  English and goes to   college.   
2009     -   Pedro's cause is taken up by state.  Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining  that teaching English as a requirement for  graduation is racist. ACLU files class action  lawsuit against the state school system and  Pedro's English teacher.  English is then  banned from  core curriculum. Pedro is  given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing  lawns for a living because he cannot speak   English.     

  Scenario  7:   
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers  from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model  airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant  bed.   
1959  -   Ants die.   
2009 -   ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all  called. Johnny is charged with domestic  terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents   -- and all siblings are removed from their  home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's  dad is placed on a terror watch list and is  never allowed to fly again.

  Scenario  8:   
Johnny falls while running during recess and  scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his  teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort   him.   
1959  -   In a short time, Johnny feels better and  goes on playing...   
2009  -   Mary is accused of being a sexual predator  and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State  Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of  therapy.     

   

[Warph]

LOL.... good one, Frank.  Here is Michael Savage doing it on video: