Joe Biden - Gaffe Machine

[Diane Amberg]

Now you know perfectly well the combination to the Vice Presidential bunker door is wrong! There would be no right numbers, only left ones.     left 17, left 23, left 4. 

[Warph]

Some claim this is another Biden gaffe, but its is really a statement of fact.

During the health care summit, Biden was picked up by a CSPAN microphone saying, "It's easy being Vice President. You don't have to do anything."

His acquaintance responded, "It's like being the grandpa and not the parent."

"Yeh, that's it," Biden replied.

So true, but that is the way the Founding Fathers wrote it in the Constitution.  The real gaffe is that Biden's handlers responded to criticism by saying that he was joking.  They listed speeches he has given and plans to give and a planned trip to Iraq. Poor guy. He needs time for some rest.

For most of this country's history the Vice-Presidency has been seen as a ticket to obscurity.  Ironically, the man responsible for turning the Vice-Presidency into something was FDR's veep John Nance Garner who made the famous comment, "The vice presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm spit."

No gaffe this time.  Biden merely showed everyone his own pitcher.

[jarhead]

WARPH,
I'm back. Feeling like a VC at the tunnels of Cu Chi. Been under ground digging and digging. Just want you to know no Tigers, Moe-Joe or cousin John Edwards in my bunker. I have stocked it with 18,645 lbs of hickory smoked deer jerky------BUT---because of Varmits comment about my beloved Corps and the don't ask, don't tell policy, ol Billy will no longer be taking up residence in OUR bunker and if he tries to weasle in he will face the wrath of R.A.M.B.O.. R.A.M.B.O is a killer when it comes to protecting his stockpile of jerky. Now Billy take that vile thing back or I will go dig more ruts in the county roads until the folks of Elk county tar & feather you and run you out of town.

[larryJ]

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH R.A.M.B.O.'S FOOD SUPPLY-----------IT JUST AIN'T A HEALTHY THING TO DO.  THE NEXT DOOR CAT TRIED TO SNIFF HIS FOOD ON THE PATIO DURING HIS MASSAGE/SUNBATHING SESSION AND IS NOW KNOWN AS "FURLESS THE FELINE".  HE AIN'T BEEN SEEN LATELY EITHER. 

YOU'D BEST STRAIGHTEN UP, VARMINT, AND START MAKING NICE TO MR. JARHEAD, CUZ COME THE DAY WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BUNKER, YOU'RE GONNA WANNA PLACE TO HIDE!

Larryj

[Varmit]

OK...OK...Jarhead you're right.  Besides my mother raised me to be respectful then that.  I take back my comment about the ladi, um I mean the Maryines...it was a very insensitive thing to say and I am sorry if I hurt their feelings.  And just to show how much of a nice guy I can be, on the day of the Grand opening of the bunker I'll play the song "Its raining Men" in their honor.


Tell rainbow, uh I mean R.A.M.B.O not to worry about running out of jerky.  In the event of that happening I have a really good Korean recipie that he would be interested in.

[larryJ]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Let me say that again----------

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Varmint, you might have to go into hiding now.  My momma always told me that there are two people you don't want to upset------------------------------------------------------women and Marines.

And, as far as Korean recipes, that would be a no-no.  R.A.M.B.O. cannot stand the smell of kimchi or the smell of anyone who has eaten it in the last, say, hundred years.  And, he has heard (and I won't tell him that I know this for a fact) that some of his distant relatives have wound up as the main course on some dinner tables in Korea. 

Jarhead, let me say that I am embarrassed by Varmint's comments, him being a soldier and all.  We should all stick together.

LOL

Larryj

[Varmit]

ok ok ok.....fine...jeeeze....I'll stop.  I'm sorry if I offended the marines delicate sensibilities.  I was just kidding around.  I didn't mean to hurt anyones feelings...hold on, I'll see if my wife has a hanky he can use.  

Oh, and remind RAMBO of that ol' korean sayin'  "I no meet dog I no like"

[larryJ]

#1-----That's R.A.M.B.O. with an emphasis on punctuation marks after each letter in his name.

#2-----Marines don't use hankys, just your sleeve while they are dismantling your head from your body.

#3-----And-------NO!  I won't remind R.A.M.B.O. of that offensive Korean saying as this is a family get-together day with my wife's cousin from Chicago who loves R.A.M.B.O. and I need him to be in a good mood.

Larryj

[greatguns]

Jarhead, you're a little slow building the bunker.  I'm back from Siberia and have my chrome diopside on my hand, so where are ou sending me next?  I'm sure I can turn it into a positive also.  BTW my arse is getting so big, it is a little harder to overload it than it once was.

[Teresa]

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