Cheaper Health Care Plan

[Jo McDonald]

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED
TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE
PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast
exam is done at
Hooters.

 

(9) Directions to your doctor's office
include "Take a left when you enter the trailer
park."

( The
tongue
depressors taste
faintly of Fudgecicles.

(7) The only
proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care
Coverage is "an
apple a day."

(5) Your
primary care
physician is wearing
the pants you gave to the Goodwill last
month.

(4) "The patient
is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is
not a typographical
  error.

(3) The only expense
covered 100% is
"embalming.."

(2) Your Prozac comes
in different colors with little M's on
them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN
YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP
HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra,
and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct
tape!