Roswell, New Mexico

[Teresa]

The year was 1947:

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years
ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with
five  aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside
Roswell,  New Mexico.. This is a well known incident that many say has long been
covered  up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948,
nine  months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly  hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for
you.. It did for me.

[Catwoman]

ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!