Anger control

[Jo McDonald]

 


husband says:

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.

How do you control your anger? 

Wife says: I clean the toilet...

Husband says: How does that help?

Wife says: I use your toothbrush.....

[sixdogsmom]

 

[Ms Bear]

When I had a house full of kids I threatened to make them clean the toilet with their own toothbrush if I found out which one wasn't flushing.  Of course they all claimed it wasn't "ME".  One day I walked in the bathroom and the cat was on going to the bathroom on the toilet.  Never did get him to flush it either.  Got me off the kids backs.

[Teresa]

Ms Bear... I also had that extra kid in my house whose name was..  Not Me.. 

[Ms Bear]

Everytime one of the kids moved out I hoped they would take "not me" with them but it was still here even after the last one left.  I think it got worse when the grandkids and greatgrandkids started coming around.  Now I just blame it on Boss, the dog and he doesn't even come in the house.

[larryJ]

I think we all have a "not me" in the house.  We referred to it as the "not me ghost".  It became and still is a source of humor amongst this family and has stretched into the new generation.  Just the other day my four year granddaughter announced that whoever made that crayon mark on the floor must have been the "not me ghost".

Larryj