NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

[flo]

Never Argue with a Woman*
*
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside**
cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.*

* She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,*

*And** begins to read her book.*

*The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.*

* He pulls up** alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are
you doing?' *

*
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')*

*
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.*

* For all I know you could start at any moment.*

* I'll have to take you in and write you up.'*

*
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the
woman.*

*
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.*


'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
at any moment.'*


'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.*

*
MORAL:     Never argue with a woman who reads.    *
* *
* It's likely she can also think.

[Diane Amberg]

HA!!! I love it!!!

[patyrn]

PRICELESS.........................

[Warph]

LOL.... fantastic story.  Flo, do you own a BOAT???  LOL.....