NINE WOMEN WORDS

[Dee Gee]

(1 ) Fine:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2 ) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3 ) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should b e on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4 ) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5 ) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.  A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.  (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6 ) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think ling and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7 ) Thanks: A Woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. ( I want to add in a clause  here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is mot thanking you at all. DO NOT say ' you're welcome'.  That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8 ) Whatever: I a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9 ) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.  This will later result in a man asking 'What's Wrong ?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Teresa]

And so true!