A little political humor

[Howell4ever]

This is suppose to be political jokes so Ill be back in afew with acouple of jokes for you all I promise but breaks over and I have to go back to work......

[Howell4ever]

And how about last night on all the major television networks, Barack Obama has a half-hour infomercial TV special. I mean, thank God. It's about time this guy got some media coverage, don't you think?" —David Letterman

"They now say that there may be some friction between John McCain and Sarah Palin. Staffers suspected there was something wrong when McCain started referring to Sarah Palin as 'that one.'" —David Letterman

"Although the press continues to say there are problems between John McCain and Sarah Palin, today Palin denied there was any dissension between her and McCain. And she said she has also agreed to keep him on the ticket." —Jay Leno

[Howell4ever]

Barack Obama gets a half-hour on TV. Big deal. I've done 470 of these things. Where's my presidency?" —Stephen Colbert

"One week to go. One week from today, the election. As a matter of fact, earlier this morning, they, down in Florida, unloaded the crooked voting machines. So they are in midseason form." —David Letterman

"A presidential term is four years, the campaign has lasted six. And of course, you know, when they have the election next week, the winner of that election meets Hillary in the finals." —David Letterman

"Here's how it works. Election is Tuesday. And then Wednesday is the first day of Sarah Palin's 2012 campaign." —David Letterman

[redcliffsw]

Lots of Democrats will not vote for Obama and that does not make them racist, nor have I seen anything racist here on this forum.  In fact lots of blacks, or half black as you described, will not vote for Obama.  Blacks will not win this election for Obama - it will be the whites who carry the day either way for Obama.  The are many conservative blacks in this country and many of them are much more conservative than most conservative whites.  I've read the conservative black editorial opinions on this forum although there was no indication of their race, I know who the blacks are.  Futher, I personally know and have been around conservative blacks myself.  They stand for the Constitution.  I encourage you to learn more about the black folks in this country and their contribution to our country and its history.  

[pam]

so to all who think that blacks and democrats ask for handouts and that we dont like to work for a living and that we are stupid and everything else you all have said on here lately you all can kiss my obama loving, democrat loving  american loving elk county white  butt!!!!

Lol, You GO!

[Howell4ever]

Did I say a thing about all blacks being Democrat NONONO I did not. And I have seen many many racist remarks on this forum and have choose to stay silent because I do know where I come from. And you are very right there are many conservative african americans and you are also right in saying that it will be the whites who will carry Obama to a hopeful victory...What your not right in saying is that I need to learn about black folk etc.I  have studied African American culture, history and know alot about the contributions that blacks have left on this country I learned this in college then as a adult I began to study it more   I had children then and began to really study it because I was left a single mother raising three half black children who need to know about their race and their culture so anytime you want to go head to head about anything then bring it on.....So go back and read what I wrote again and see I did not say all blacks or half blacks will vote for Obama I said I WAS A DEMOCRAT AND I AM VOTING FOR OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU CAN KISS MY BUTT!!!!!and the comment about blacks and democrats not wanting to work and all that is stuff that has come up in the past forums so have at it.....

[Howell4ever]

Cows & Politics Explained

A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT:  You have two cows.  You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

A SOCIALIST:  You have two cows.  The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN:  You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?

AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT:  You have two cows.  Your neighbor has none.  You feel guilty for being successful.  You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax.  The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.

A COMMUNIST:  You have two cows.  The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST:  You have two cows.  The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:  You have two cows.  The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.  You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  They are mad.  They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

[pam]

  I don't care what ya say THAT's funny  I want to be an Italian corporation I think 

[Howell4ever]

 ::)Me too!!! Pass the wine please!

[momof 2boys]

OMG, Howell4Ever!! Way to give them a piece of your mind!  There are many people that don't have a clue what racism is.  It is treating others in a particular manner based on race.  Stereotyping, which runs rampant on this forum, is a form of racism.  Though it may not be intended to be hurtful, it at times is to those on the receiving end (such as your children).  I know your beliefs and I must say you are a hardworking individual who has never accepted handouts.  And yes, you are very knowledgeable on black culture and history, so for someone to make a comment that you need to learn about black folks, that is absolutely hilarious!!

Love ya Sis!!