The Prophet Mohammed

[Warph]

Ali dies.  He is very excited as, all his life, he has longed to meet
the Prophet Mohammed.  Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks

'No, my son.  I am Peter.  Mohammed is higher up' as
he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he
climbed the ladder in great strides he meets another bearded
man.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher up still'

The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and
climbs, ever higher.

Once again, he meets a man with a beard, and repeats his
question:  'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus.  Mohammed is higher still'

Exhausted but with heart full of joy 'Mohammed higher
than Jesus!!!', he continues to climb the ladder and,
yet again, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now
totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son.  I am God. But you look exhausted.  Would
you like a Coffee?

'Oh, yes please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: 'Mohammed, two
coffees...'