I'm having an affair...

[Dale Smith]

*I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an affair.*

*She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"*

*And that, my friend, is the definition of OLD!!!*

[Catwoman]

Or, perhaps, an elevation in the level of sophistication of the person being given that information...I really love the English language!  There are so many meanings given to just one word!