Science and God

[Teresa]

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you
anymore.  Science has finally figured out a way  to create life out of nothing. 
In other words, we can now do  what you did in the 'beginning.'"

"Oh, is that so?  Tell me..." replies God.

"Well, " says the scientist, "we can  take dirt and form it into the likeness of
You and breathe life into  it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting.  Show  Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to  mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no, no , no..." interrupts God,


( I love this) .........................................


"Get your own  dirt."