what would you do?

[Judy Harder]

What would you do?



       Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

              Here is a little test that will help you decide.

      The answer can be found by posing the following question:


      You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

      You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber, and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

      .

      Democrat's Answer:


      Well, that's not enough information to
      answer the question!

      Does the man look poor or oppressed?

      Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

      Could we run away?

      What does my wife think?

      What about the kids?

      Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?


      What does the law say about this situation?

      Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?


      Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

      Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

      Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?

      If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
      family get away while he was stabbing me?

      Should I call 9-1-1?

      Why is this street so deserted?

      We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all
so confusing!  I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try
to come to a consensus.

      ...............

      Republican's Answer:

      BANG!

      ...............

      Southerner's Answer:


      BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
      BANG! BANG! BANG!

      BANG! Click..... (reloading)

      BANG! BANG!
      BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

      BANG! Click

      Daughter:


      'Nice groupin', Deddy! Were them the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow
Points?'

      Son: 'Can I shoot the next one!??!'

      Wife:'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'.

[srkruzich]

Southerner   only thing is i wouldn't reload, just pull my backup weapons

[Catwoman]

Hmmm...for the first time, I'd have to call myself a Republican...if I can't down it in one shot, then something's wrong!

[srkruzich]

Hmmm...for the first time, I'd have to call myself a Republican...if I can't down it in one shot, then something's wrong!

Ohh southerns down it in one shot, the rest are just target practice. beats hanging a poster of sadam up on the fencepost

[Catwoman]

    Steve, I like your sense of humor!

[srkruzich]