My new career---------Short

Dee Gee · June 22, 2008, 01:15:59 PM

I GOT FIRED!

As many of you know, I had ambitions of finding a simple, uncomplicated part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her t wo kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart,. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

twirldoggy · June 22, 2008, 01:36:35 PM

lol funny

frawin · June 22, 2008, 03:37:30 PM

Dale, In plan to retire at 75 from my Crude Oil and Natural Gas Marketing and I hope to be a Walmart greeter then. I will try to remember how you handled that situation. That is a good one. I think even Sam Walton would grin at that one.
Frank

Dale Smith · June 22, 2008, 04:02:38 PM

Quote from: frawin on June 22, 2008, 03:37:30 PM
Dale, In plan to retire at 75 from my Crude Oil and Natural Gas Marketing and I hope to be a Walmart greeter then. I will try to remember how you handled that situation. That is a good one. I think even Sam Walton would grin at that one.
Frank

Frank... it wasn't me! LOL

frawin · June 22, 2008, 04:57:27 PM

Dale, it was for another Dale.
Frank

Dee Gee · June 22, 2008, 05:57:28 PM

Quote from: frawin on June 22, 2008, 04:57:27 PM
Dale, it was for another Dale.
Frank

That is why I use D G which is short for Dale Gene, which is my mother called me when I was being good.

Dale Smith · June 22, 2008, 06:01:18 PM

Oops.... well, now I know!

frawin · June 22, 2008, 06:16:44 PM

Dale, I think I know that lady.
Frank

flo · June 22, 2008, 10:41:04 PM

wasn't me - I never worked at Wallyworld

Dale Smith · June 23, 2008, 03:04:43 AM

I am pretty sure that in Georgia, to work as a WalMart Greeter, you have to be pretty surly, nasty, and perpetually in a rotten mood. At least at the 7 WalMarts that are within 10 miles of my house.