Maxine rides again

[Judy Harder]

Maxine took her car to her mechanic.

        She told him 'Every time I
Take any of my friends out in my car,

        After a while there is this terrible smell !! 

        It never happens when I am driving alone'??

This intrigued the mechanic, so he said,

        'OK, lets go for a spin
And see what the problem is.'  Off they went.

      She drove down a one-way street in the wrong direction

        At 70 MPH, swerving,

        Hitting the curb on both sides of the street,

        Narrowly missed three pedestrians in
Pedestrian crossings,

        Ran several red lights,

        And just missed a
Policeman on street traffic duty.

      Then, they returned to the shop, and she said,

        'There it is now..
        there's that terrible smell again!  Can you smell it?'

'Smell it?' He said,


                                 'Lady, I'm sittin' in it!'







     

   

[Wilma]

OK, I need to pick Archeobabe up off the floor so she can finish getting my lunch.  Didn't know the girl could laugh so hard.