Animal funnies

[Judy Harder]

SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to
like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned
on a night light,

Turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in
the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and
we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back not the house. We didn't want
the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't
want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she
explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon,

"He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as
we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her
from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw
her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car.

[archeobabe]

This is very funny especially when you have grown up with cats.  Take Bubby boy (mother's cat) for instant, he likes to play rat tail ( it a piece of rubber that came apart from the front door).  If he knows that someone is leaving he would go and wait by the front door until the door open and starts to close he would jump on the rat tail and bat it around. It surprise those who don't know about rat tail.