Who is Santa Claus?

[Wilma]

Who is this member that calls himself Santa Claus?  Do you suppose it is the old guy himself, down here to check up on us?  Or is it someone that is going to disappear after Christmas?

Come on, Santa Claus, identify yourself.  Here, I will help you.  All you have to do is fill in the blanks.

Santa Claus, aka _________  __________.

[Judy Harder]

Wilma,

If he wants to see who is naughty or nice, this is the place to be.
Wonder just how harshly he is judging us.

LOL..........I like the fact he can have fun, too.

Hugs and Merry Christmas...............God bless, too.

[Rudy Taylor]

There is only one true Santa Claus, and he lives in Elk County.

If you don't believe it, just tug on his whiskers when you meet him.  I guarantee he will say "ouch."

He's the real thing, I tell you.

[sixdogsmom]

I believe you Rudy! A few years ago I sat on this same Santa' lap at the Moline Christmas party and told he I wanted a Barbie for Christmas. Sure enough the next Sunday when I went to take my place in the choir at church, there was a package in my chair with my name on it. Inside was a Barbie ornament, it has become one of my favorites. Quite a nice present for this sixty five year old! 

[Teresa]

Well, I just heard from Santa Claus and if he has time, he will drop in and leave a note by the chimney..

[Wilma]

That's wonderful, but I don't want him to neglect any of the little ones just to satisfy us old one's curiosity.

[Teresa]

Oh no.. I don't think that is happening. In fact he is having  horrible problems  at the North Pole..
here is part of his letter that I got.
((hmmm I bet I am getting these letters because I am a GOOD girl .

Yep!! I just know it! THAT is exactly why I am getting them.....Yeeessssirrreeee.. Good Good Good.. that is me...
Ta Ta isn't getting any letters. NOPE!! She isn't being a good girl I am sure of it.
Just because she's not on the forum much and has to work .. don't let that fool you.. no sireeee..
she is naughty naughty naughty....and Santa didn't write her a letter .. but he did meeeeeeee...
Ohhh Ta Ta.... where are youuuuuu.


oh yea... back to what I was going to tell you..

Here is part of his letter ...
One of the reasons I haven't posted anything is because all my elves decided to go out on strike at the last minute, the mice have chewed a big hole in my sack, and Dancer broke his leg, while the guiding light went out of Rudolph's red nose, so I've been rather busy trying to find some reindeer replacements and get everything ready for Christmas Eve.

There you have it ! Straight from old St Nick's mouth. 

[Wilma]

Oh, dear!  Is there anything I can do to help? 

[Diane Amberg]

Wilma, maybe we can help. We can replace Rudolf's nose with LED. You can mend the sack, I'll splint Dancer and go to Rent- a- Reindeer for a replacement. ( They advertise 1 hour service)  Maybe I can get Al to help with the elves, he was on the union negotiating team before he retired. 

[Jo McDonald]

You girls just stick with your gift wrapping----we don't need the union in on this.  Just bring Al and we will fix him some hot chocolate and cookies and we will all wait under the tree for the little jolly man.  He'll get here soon !!