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[Teresa]

Stop your damn whinin' and get busy helping plan!
We ARE coming via the Lawrence way,
so you will have to have your green britches packed and ready!

[kdfrawg]

I'll pack light. How much can a frawg need? I'll have everything in my saddlebags. I can do relief driving once you get here. We can just tie my horse to the wagon.

Oh, by the way, my horse has a microwave.

[Jo McDonald]

Now Kermit --- don't let that tongue lashing get to you ---- when we get the wagons on the road - maybe she will settle down an bit and we can forget that we will just have to make do with a camp fire and water barrel.

[Teresa]

Oh, by the way, my horse has a microwave.

We will have no electricity!  sighhhh ( danged city slicker)

[kdfrawg]

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( it's a magic microwave )

[flo]

ok, as I type I am making a note (scribble scribble, gosh hope I can read this when I get done... need to have Marvin pack his mechanic tools, wagon wheel wrenches, lots of grease, wagon workin clothes, high top boots case of snakes and varmits, dictionary of appropriate mechanic language to use around other people, hope I don't forget anything  ) and Oh, Yeah, better let him know he's going with us.  I'll just have to take a light satchel of extra clothes and a couple microwave dishes, I'm thinkin.

[kdfrawg]

Yup, yup, it sounds like you have everything covered. But boy, Flo, I wish I had known about that book back when I used to work on a lot of cars and machinery. Maybe it would have helped me stay out of trouble.

[flo]

don't know if such a book exists but surely there is down at the local library.  He has his normal mechanic's language memorized and doesn't forget it, cause he uses it on a regular basis. 

[flo]

HOLD EVERYTHING - instead we may be going with Teresa on her large cruiseliner on a cruise to Darla's island - no definate plans yet, but might . . . . 


wonder people are thinking when they read the posts under "advertisement for merchantile"  do they think, "don't wanna do business with that nut" 

[desertlilydarla]

No....Hold on, I would much rather take the trail ride in a covered wagon.  We are going to need a banjo player and a guitar player to play us some tunes along the way.  Anyone interested in that job?
And Teresa don't forget to pack plenty, I mean plenty of beef jerky to knaw on.