Chuckles

[kdfrawg]

Sounds right to me. That's Wilma, always on the ball.

[Wilma]

4th grade mentality

[Diane Amberg]

 Whatever mentality>... corn it is! You win a free weekend with the elephant or giraffe of your choosing.

[Diane Amberg]

 This one is not a joke, but I'll bet the good country folk will know. Someone had a dozen eggs, took out 4 and hard boiled them. The phone rang, and the person put the boiled eggs back in the egg box with the others, and grabbed the phone.   Later that person needed an egg. How can you tell which is which without damaging the eggs?

[kdfrawg]

Being completely solid, the hard-boiled eggs will spin easier and longer on a flat surface than will raw eggs, since raw eggs are liquid inside and tend to fight the spinning motion.

[Diane Amberg]

That's a big 10-4!  I learned that in 4-H, many, many moons ago.

[Diane Amberg]

  What did Kermit order when he finally went to Lila's?....A burger, french flies and a diet croak.

[kdfrawg]

LOL! That's great! It's making me hungry!

[kfclark]

One day a man walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head.

The doctor in amazement jumps up and says:
"Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"

The frog looks down and replies:
"I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"

[Diane Amberg]

   b-o-o-o-o!