How about some jokes and riddles to lighten up things?

[Diane Amberg]

OK... for you computer buffs... how many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?









What has more lives than a cat?

[farmgal67357]

NONE!!! That's a hardware problem!!
Lisa

[Diane Amberg]

Good Lisa! Now the other is a classic third grade joke...
   A frog has more lives than a cat because it croaks every night.

[farmgal67357]

Really BAD joke.....

[Diane Amberg]

  Why is a battery better than Ross?

[Wilma]

Because it runs down and quits?

[readyaimduck]

Not going there!

[Diane Amberg]

I shouldn't go there either, but after his recent remarks I just can't help my self.
Batteries are better than Ross because they always have a positive end.

[Bullwinkle]

       What a hypocrite you are. 

[Diane Amberg]

I lost the battle for civility long ago..even asked nicely and begged and was told to bug off. So if acting rough and being hypocritical is the rule of the day...OK, I'll play. Ya can't hold me to rules that apparently don't apply to you.