This and That...

Started by Warph, September 04, 2012, 01:52:35 AM

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Warph

                            "White House LIE of the MONTH":
                           
Obuma & Biden Were Never Aware Of Requests For More Libya Security!

                 

During the hearing on Benghazi this week, it was known several requests were made to at least keep the security they had and even more was needed.  The requests were denied repeatedly.

Joe Biden, during the debate last night, denied there were security requests.  He used the word "WE" never knew. 
Why, especially leading up to the 9/11 anniversary, didn't they know and who is "WE"?


I call it Bull Sh!t!!!

Obuma skips Intel briefings, and 4 Americans died.


This video says it all:  
         


This administration has always blamed everything that happens on someone, something else.

They own this mess... period!

Update: So, according to Jay Carney, Obama, Biden and the White House are not part of the administration?[/font][/size]

         


Again..... More B.S.!
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#161
So this guy, this skydiver guy, free falls 24 miles to Earth pursuing gum that fell out of his mouth, huh?  He jumped out of a capsule and fell 128,000 feet, breaking the speed of sound... only to land?


(There is absolutely no reason to have a picture of
Scarlett Johansson attached to this post and so I
am very ashamed.)


Anyway... Felix Baumgartner reached an unofficial speed of 704 miles an hour as he plunged toward the Earth with nothing but a space suit, helmet and parachute, his support team said.

"He had hoped as he plunged to be the first person to break the sound barrier — which is 761 mph at sea level, but is slower as one goes higher above Earth — without the protection of a vehicle.  However, his sponsor Red Bull said that it would await review and certification before saying whether he broke the speed of sound at any one point in his free-fall.  (CNN said he did.  I'm confused)http://edition.cnn.com/2012/10/14/us/skydiver-record-attempt/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

"Mission Control, though, said during the jump that the skydiver did not "break the record for time elapsed" before pulling the parachute.

"Dubbed "Fearless Felix," the Austrian helicopter pilot and former soldier had parachuted from such landmarks as the Petronas Towers in Malaysia and the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro."


   
 "Big freakin' deal... what a putz"

Yeah... I agree, Scarlett.  Putz!... Idiot!

First of all, he fell out of a thing in the sky on purpose with a parachute for the television.  Yeah, real storming the beaches of Normandy stuff.  Try falling down a flight of basement stairs carrying a box of books and no one watching and having to employ survivalist tactics to survive 20 hellish minutes trapped without food or water.

Another thing: the speed of sound is measured by how long it takes for a kid to run home after hearing his mother yell, "Dinner!"

I still hold that record.

Wake me when somebody does something really daring, like give the Nobel Peace Prize to someone who has actually brought peace to some place somewhere..... z z z z z zzzzzzz.

....Warph

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

readyaimduck

Time is only releavant to those living it in the present.
  Peace takes time and patience. 
Video capture is only but an egotistical "Look what I did, Mamma" dump in the toilet of offerings.
Good luck with the nominees in this word.

ready to check out....your thoughts

Warph

#163
Quote from: readyaimduck on October 14, 2012, 05:11:01 PM
Time is only releavant to those living it in the present.
 Peace takes time and patience.  
Video capture is only but an egotistical "Look what I did, Mamma" dump in the toilet of offerings.
Good luck with the nominees in this word.

ready to check out....your thoughts


Time is only releavant to those living it in the present.
Not necessarily... imaginary time is indistinguishable from directions in space.  If one can go north, one can turn around and head south; equally, if one can go forward in imaginary time, one ought to be able to turn around and go backward.  This means that there can be no important difference between the forward and backward directions of imaginary time.  On the other hand, when one looks at "real" time, there's a very big difference between the forward and backward directions, as we all know.  Where does this difference between the past and the future come from?  Why do we remember the past but not the future?  For instances, disorder increases with time because we measure time in the direction in which disorder increases... like Obuma, who's living in the socialistic past.  I think it was Albert E. that said in his later years that, "... the past, present, and future all exist simultaneously."  


Peace takes time and patience.
I'm sorry but, there is no such thing as Peace.  It is just a faux word.  You can sign a peace treaty, make conditioned peace with friends, relatives and enemies, but trouble and strife will always remain until it raises its ugly head again.  Now "piece," that is something else. A piece of moms apple pie... a piece of cake... a piece of... no, I won't go there.


Video capture is only but an egotistical "Look what I did, Mamma" dump in the toilet of offerings.
Wrong!  A video, whether good or bad, happpy or sad, informative or dumb, is like a picture... worth a thousand printed words.


Good luck with the nominees in this word.
I take that to mean my nominees for the noble Nobel Prize.  I'm pulling for number 7.  Why?  I think it is the greatest invention to come along since the Chevy Volt.  I saw hundreds of them tonight watching the Green Bay- Houston game.  One of these two men should receive the Prize for a very important invention for the uses in sports, political conventions, the bedroom.


Steve Chmelar --
Originally created by Steve Chmelar in 1971, who constructed a giant hand out of hardware cloth and paper mache for the 1971 Iowa High School Athletic Association Boy's State Basketball Finals. Ottumwa Bulldogs vs Davenport West Falcons. A senior in high school, Steve's photo was taken by the Associated Press and published in the Des Moines Tribune and the 1971 Ottumwa High School Class Yearbook, the "Argus" in Ottumwa, Iowa.



Geral Fauss --
In 1978, a high school teacher named Geral Fauss invented the foam finger aka the "we are number one" foam hand, a highly successful and popular piece of sports merchandise. Geral Fauss taught industrial arts at the Cypress Fairbanks ISD in Cypress, Texas. The inventor had a love for design, technical illustration, drafting, and obviously sports.
In 1978, the football team at the high school where Geral Fauss taught had made it into the state finals. Fauss invented the foam finger to show support for the team, to raise funds for the industrial arts club, and as a project that his industrial arts class could produce themselves. The first prototype foam finger was actually made out of plywood and had a painting of a "number one" done in the school's colors. The success of the hand at his high school led Geral Fauss to venture into the sports merchandise business, by making hands to sell at the 1978 Cotton Bowl game (University of Texas Vs Notre Dame), and later by founding Spirit Industries for the large scale manufacturing of foam fingers. In 1979, the first polyurethane foam version of the product was produced by Spirit Industries.

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

larryJ

I totally agree with the nice picuture of Scarlett.

Thanks, Warph.

Larryj
HELP!  I'm talking and I can't shut up!

I came...  I saw...  I had NO idea what was going on...

Warph

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph



Okay... here is something about ass stupid as when Barack Insane-Hussein Obuma (not quiet, but almost) won the Nobel.  This year, the Nobel in Economics goes to two clowns who can help the single gals pick a husband.  LOL... and they don't even work for eHarmony.  Lloyd Shapley of UCLA and Alvin Roth of Stanford have been awarded the highest accolade that two numbers pushers could hope for, the Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences, commonly referred to as the Nobel Prize in Economics, but officially the Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel, the guy who invented dynamite.

And what was the signal contribution that merited such an honor over and above all other worthy contenders?  Something called "the theory of stable allocations and the practice of market design."

Shoot me now.

But wait!  There are actually real-world applications for this otherwise goofy collection of syllables:

Shapley and Gale show that the college admissions market is similar to the market for marriage, in which men propose to women, and each individual has views about the potential partners but those opinions don't perfectly match couples up in an obvious way. Assuming that all proposals come from men, Shapely and Gale showed that to obtain a stable result, one that cannot be improved upon by swapping, the women need to employ a process of "deferred acceptance."

What the hell does that mean, you ask?

At first, each man proposes to his favorite woman.  Some women will have multiple suitors and some will have none.  Rather than accept their favorite proposal, the women need to reject their nonfavorite proposals and just pocket the strongest one without accepting it.  Then the rejects can make a second proposal, and if any women find themselves liking their new offer better than the previously pocketed one they can switch their hold.  Repeat the process enough times, and, Shapley and Gale proved, the algorithm will lead to a stable match.

If they say so.... I guess.

Shapley and Gale's algorithm have other uses, of course: matching students with schools and patients with kidneys.  Which is no small thing.  So hurray for them.

But I hope to collect my own prize next year, once my paper "Hydraulic Macroeconomics and Buffer Theory in Calculating Precise al Dente Cooking Times" is published in a peer-reviewed journal.  But given that I have no peers, that may prove difficult.


....Warph




"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph


Never Count a Clinton Out

http://townhall.com/tipsheet/carolplattliebau/2012/10/15/never_count_a_clinton_out

Oh, my, this is priceless.  From Peru, Hillary Clinton has "taken responsibility" for Benghazi.  No doubt, on its face, the act would seem to be a heroic effort to take the heat off the President and Vice President as the election nears.  But with the Clintons, nothing is ever as it seems.  Keep in mind that:

She did this the night before a real make-or-break debate for the President;

By doing it she made Obama and Biden look small and cowardly for seeking to throw her under the bus, thereby elevating her stature while diminishing theirs;

She did nothing to reduce the pressure on the President and Veep to take responsibility -- in fact, she increased it;

She ensured Libya and her move would be a major topic at the must-win debate for Obama tomorrow night (eliminating any possibility that extensive discussion of foreign affairs and Benghazi would be deferred for the foreign policy debate);

She raised the question -- which now may be put to Obama -- of whether she should be fired.  If she is asked, of course she may answer demurely that she serves at the pleasure of the President. In any case, he is now hamstrung; if he answers "yes," she should be fired, he infuriates a lot of Dems -- and potentially a lot of women, but if he answers "no," he risks seeming insufficiently upset about what happened to the independents;

She makes the best of a bad situation for herself.  Of course she is responsible for what happened -- at least she salvages some respect for her leadership by at least being willing to admit it (denying it wouldn't help her at all anyway in 2016 if she chooses to run).

Anyone who watched the Clintons throughout the '90's know that both of them are willing to evade accountability and responsibility to a virtually unbelievable degree if they perceive that doing so is to their political advantage.  It wasn't that she was worn down.  Hillary must have realized that by doing what she did, she at least takes some steps to salvage her own credibility -- while simultaneously heaving Obama and Biden under the bus they were aiming toward her.

Nicely played, no?
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

 
New Republican ad running in Ohio. The "Obama phone" lady has made her way into a new a Tea Party Victory Fund ad that will initially run in three Ohio counties.  The pitch is written by the Fund's titular chairman Ken Blackwell, Ohio's former secretary of state and, important for the messaging here, a black man:

"This is it-- this is the October surprise. We just need to get this ad on television today. Will you help us?
https://transaxt.com/Donate/6DHC8D/TeaPartyVictoryFund/

This commercial is a microcosm of the difference between Republicans and Democrats. Republicans want to create an environment where free people make their own choices and pursue their dreams. President Obama and the Democrats want to create a dependency on Government that ensures that Americans will continue to rely on Washington from cradle to grave.

What this lady said is so offensive because it's so blatant--she finally comes out and says what we all know that the Democrats really think. That's why this ad is so damaging to the President here in Ohio.

Let me tell you something, I'm from Ohio -- I was elected statewide as the Secretary of State, and Ohio State Treasurer--this ad is effective. If swing voters in this state see this ad, they simply will not support President Obama, and he will lose Ohio."


The Ad:

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

If you want an "Obama Phone" check this out:




"Please foward this video to all your contacts.

This is the email I received bringing this to my attention and I just had to make a call and do a video.
____________________________

EMAIL:

I had a former employee call me earlier today inquiring about a job, and at the end of the conversation he gave me his phone number.

I asked the former employee if this was a new cell phone number and he told me yes this was his Obama phone.

I asked him what an Obama phone was and he went on to say that welfare recipients are now eligible to receive

I was a little skeptical so I Googled it and low and behold he was telling the truth. TAX PAYER MONEY IS BEING REDISTRIBUTED TO WELFARE RECIPIENTS FOR FREE CELL PHONES.

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"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

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