Stamps.

[Teresa]

A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas  cards.  She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" 

The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this?  Alright, give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."

[Wilma]

Maybe your blonde hair shouldn't be so visible when you post something like this.

[Teresa]

I don't care.. 
I know I'm smart.

[Janet Harrington]

Well, who told you?

[Teresa]

Nobody has to...
I just know

[Janet Harrington]

Mama,

T stuck her tongue out at me.

[Wilma]

She did, didn't she.  Maybe you should remind her what happens when people stick their tongue out at somebody, expecially behind their back.

[Janet Harrington]

I have already told her once, but she is just too "blonde" to remember.   

[Teresa]

My answer...................