***GEEZERS***

[Warph]

     

[Warph]

"Look out, Shorty.  I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.   I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.  Have bouts with dementia.  Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.  Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.  Have lost all my friends.  But, thank God, I still have my driver's license so get outa my way, Bub"

[Diane Amberg]

Prostate cancer? She' s a transvestite? HA!

[Warph]

Prostate cancer? She' s a transvestite? HA!

By cracky... you're right, Diane.  That is "Robert" Thigpen or now better known as "Roberta" Thigpen at the Sleepy Meadow Rest Home for Battered Seniors in Clay County, IA.  Some say that she might be related to VP Joe Biden.  She's hell on a walker and alot happier being a women.  Here's Roberta before & after his/her operation:

BEFORE:AFTER:

[Warph]

   

[Warph]

From the Association Of Retired People

Questions and Answers

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: In a bookstore under "Fiction'


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can build a shed.
When you're done you'll have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.


Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..


Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for spectacles?
A: On their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?

[Warph]

These two are both good but the male dancer is outstanding .. . . he never moves his shoulders
compared to what his feet and knees are doing. This pianist is from Switzerland. He plays some of
the best Boogie Woogie anywhere. He is so BIG over there, they hold a week-long Boogie Woogie
contest every year and all the best players in the world are invited. In this video he is joined by
the 2 amazing dancers...

The male dancer even has a forties haircut.

Turn up the volume, watch and give it a listen! If you experience any trouble tapping your foot to the beat,
you had better hurry and schedule an appointment with your physician.

FOR THOSE WHO DON'T REMEMBER, HERE IS HOW THE BOOGIE WOOGIE WAS DONE! Most people 60
and younger do not know about the BOOGIE WOOGIE and may have never seen it.

                     

[larryJ]

Wow!  Thanks, Warph, love boogie woogie music and the dancers are outstanding.

Larryj

[Warph]

How about this ol' geezer, Larry.  I probably have most of his CD's.  Sings like a finely tuned instrument.
He and Nels Riddle... hard combo to beat.

         Frank Sinatra - Moonlight in Vermont with Nelson Riddle Orchestra (HQ)