BEST DEAR ABBY YET!

[frawin]

BEST DEAR ABBY YET!

Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and lets our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.. Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed,
Lost

Dear Lost,
Stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for two more years!
Signed,
Abby   

[Teresa]

[frawin]

Teresa, when I first started reading this I thought it was Joyce writing about Ron. He will get the big head for sure thinking someone compared him to Obama.

[jarhead]

Big head my ass, B-ville Bucket Mouth. You just bought yourself a whole can of Kansas whup ass !!!

[Jane]

  Thats great Frank, love it.

[frawin]

Big head my ass, B-ville Bucket Mouth. You just bought yourself a whole can of Kansas whup ass !!!

I thought you would be really proud to be mistaken for the President.

[Catwoman]

Good one, Frank!! 

[Warph]

LOL.... Excellento, Frank

OBUMA HEALTH CARE PLAN

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
( The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."
5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape

[Jane]

 :oWe are stuck with it folks,so how do we get rid if it? Give me a good answer???

[Diane Amberg]

It doesn't all kick in until 2014.  Ok, everyone, try these. How much are you already doing? Share your good ideas.
In the meantime, research and find a job with a big company that has good benefits.
Don't ever expect "Do you want fries with that" jobs to offer great health care plans.
Save more so you can afford health care.
Live a healthier, more boring life style so you don't need medical care as often.
Stop believing you "deserve"all what the TV ads say you do. Stop confusing "need" and "want."
Stop spoiling the kids. Prioritize what's important and how you divide up how you spend what.
Want to help the grand kids?" How about one less toy and help pay the health care bills.
  Buy cheaper vehicles and run them until the wheels fall off.
Stop smoking and drinking. Put the savings into your health care fund. 
Self insure as much as you can. Plan to move if necessary to get a better job with benefits.
Stop coveting what you think others have...concentrate on bettering yourself.
Decide what's truely important. Most really valuable things are free!