Words to think on!

[jarhead]

Okay, I had to look it up.  Most beer is anywhere from 95 to 98 percent water.  Enough for hydration.  It's the tiny bit of alcohol that dehydrates.  Simple math shows that you would have to drink a twelve-pack to stay suffeicently hydrated.  Right, Jarhead?
Either way, you can have problems with dehydration or simply fall out of the boat and drown.   

(why am I asking a marine about simple math?  Note to self------you're an idiot.)

(Why am I posting in Politics------note to self..............see above.)

Larryj

Only a 12 pack Larry ? Piece of cake. Now is that per hour of daily ?
Uh Larry, I hate to nit-pick but Marine is with a capital "M". Army is with an itty bitty "a". Would I lie to you about something like that-------and what the hell you doing in politics ?

[larryJ]

From another thread.............you invited me, buddy.

Why hell Larry, we need a good "Doc" here probably more often than one is needed elsewhere. Stand by for casualties.

I sincerely apologize for not capitalizing the M in marines.  Ooooops!  I did it again.  Sorry about that.

As far as the beer..............Time and place should not and cannot be of any consequence when imbibing one's favorite liquid refreshments.   No person, be he mar...........Marine or Army should be rushed while engaged in this endeavor.  To do so is a violation of constitutional rights, i.e., the First Amendment................Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Oh, wait!  I mean the Declaration of Independence!

Larryj

[jarhead]

Why do I not beleive you are sincere in your apology

[larryJ]

Why, Jarhead, I am deeply hurt and saddened that you think my apology was not sincere.  But then again, I made that apology after imbibing two glasses of Chateau La Salle while bbbqing dinner last night, so maybe I wasn't thinking straight.  BTW, bbqing is "text" for barbecuing.  

However, I can't be held totally accountable for my error as the spellchecker did not pick it up.  It seems that "Marine" and "marine" are both acceptable.  One being a serviceman enlisted in the USMC and the other referring to water related activities.  So, I do again apologize for not capitalizing the word "Marine" both for myself and my spellchecker.

Now I suppose, someone, Diane, Wilma, Catwoman, Judy, etc., will make some comment on this such as, "where are we going with this?"     Or. you two guys need some serious help other than a case of beer (taxable).


Or not.

Larryj

[Judy Harder]

Nah! you two go right ahead and Dis!! each other. Least I haven't heard any yelling here in town. Altho if you ask me it is too hot to raise much of a ruckus.
I like and understand both of you.........and so far agree with the both of you...........so guess I will get back to cleaning house.
Getting a little hairy around the edges and I have the fleas at bey. and want to keep them that way. Then I am putting borax around apartment to keep them away the rest of summer, if the dogs and I are lucky.
My vet sent me some stuff that is working. Praise the Lord, they were scratching so much hair was coming off in piles. Kind of like you guys when you roll around in poison ivy when you are out fishing and need to find a tree.
Sorry, been there and would not wish that on anyone.
Have a good Saturday...Oh, Larry would you please send us some pacific water.maybe it could be in rain-form, not booze.

[larryJ]

Judy, if I but had it to send.  This is Southern California.  We have four seasons, fire, mudslides, earthquake and danged beautiful.

Our rainy season runs from around October, November, raining sporadically during December, more consistent in January and February, starting to slack off in March and April, back to sporadic in May and then nothing scheduled from June until October.  I think you need to ask sodbuster (David) up north as they do get some moisture most of the year.  I sincerely feel for you people back there with the high temps.  We have been having a very nice summer with only a few days recently with temps over 100.  Stay cool! Stay inside!

Larryj

[jarhead]

Quote from Larry:
BTW, bbqing is "text" for barbecuing.


Whoa there Larry---you think Marines don't know anything about cooking ?? You give me a couple cans of Ham & Mutha's, three cans of pimento cheese and a can of crumpled up John Wayne crackers and you my friend would be beating my bunker door down to partake of a fine meal like that. 

[sodbuster]

Judy, if I but had it to send.  This is Southern California.  We have four seasons, fire, mudslides, earthquake and danged beautiful.

Our rainy season runs from around October, November, raining sporadically during December, more consistent in January and February, starting to slack off in March and April, back to sporadic in May and then nothing scheduled from June until October.  I think you need to ask sodbuster (David) up north as they do get some moisture most of the year.  I sincerely feel for you people back there with the high temps.  We have been having a very nice summer with only a few days recently with temps over 100.  Stay cool! Stay inside!

Larryj

Sorry Judy and Larry we have some moisture but it is early morning fog (marine layer). Not only can I not send it your way it is usually gone by the time I get up.

BTW I have to apologize to Jarhead for poking him and taking a dig at his being a Marine. He let it pass but Teresa stuck up for him and he had to say something to look like  he did not need a girl to stick up for him. Now I pissed off a Marine and someone who chews through straps or whatever it says on the bottom of her posts.  In person I am buying you guys dinner at Toots and me, Sarge, and Jarhead are running trot lines on the river at 4 in the morning.

David

[Hefe de vaca]

  Better put some short hook lines on that puppy.

[Diane Amberg]

Why short hooks? What would you be going after?