Today's Weather Report

[flintauqua]

[Catwoman]

This is one of my favorite movies...Just simply because it points up the stupidity that can be perpetrated by humans.  The sad thing is the person(s) caught in the middle of all that stupidity.

[Diane Amberg]

I agree. I thought Al was going to hurt himself, he laughed so hard the first time we saw it.

[Teresa]

IT'S SO HOT AND DRY in Kansas....

          the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of  the ground.
 
         ....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
 
         ....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of
         distance
 
         ....hot water comes from both taps.
 
         ....you can make sun tea instantly.
 
         ....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good
         branding iron.
 
         ....the temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a
         little chilly.
 
         ....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to
         steer your car.
 
         ....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car
         window.
 
         ....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
 
         ....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at
          7:30 A.M.
 
         ....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get
          knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
 
         ....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
 
         ....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is
         pull one out  and add butter.
 
         ....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
 
         ....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep
         them from laying boiled eggs
 
 
         IT'S SO DRY IN Kansas That the Baptists are starting to baptize
            by sprinkling,  The Methodists are using wet-wipes,  Presbyterians are giving rain checks,
  And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn  back into water!

[Jo McDonald]

It was a scorching Hot day -

Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer
when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod-grass went by.

"I'm gonna do 'at when I win the lottery," said Bubba.

"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.

"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.