PUNS for a bit of humor...............

[patyrn]

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.....................

[Ross]

Two wrongs do not make a right. ... but three lefts do.

[Ross]

Have you heard about the new Political Trivial Pursuit game?... All questions; no answers.

[larryJ]

My family were all farmers, outstanding in their field.

Larryj

[Diane Amberg]

Speaking of farmers,he was shocked when he saw his poultry dancing chick to chick.

[Warph]

...but, two wrongs might make a riot.

[Warph]

Do restaurant patrons in Prague always get separate Czechs?

[Warph]

Long a** pun:

A large corporation occupied the 26th floor of a high rise office building. Three of the workers shared a corner office with a large plate glass window. Their names were Dee, Mel and an older, more formal Chinese gentlemen who went by the name D. Song. One day a large hawk crashed into the plate glass window leaving a large crack. The office manager explained to the three workers that glazers would becoming the next day to remove the cracked window. He warned them to be cautious because the glazers would have to leave the window space open for most of the day. This was because the replacement window would have to be cut to size and lifted into place. There would only be a low sill near the floor separating the office from the outside world. The next day the glazers removed the window. A bee flew into the office and Mr. D. Song chased the bee with a rolled up newspaper. Unfortunately he tripped over a wastebasket and over the window sill to his death. The office manager rushed in after hearing the horrified screams and immediately sized up the situation and said:

D. Song is over but Mel-n-Dee lingers on.

[larryJ]

He had an affair with the milkmaid, you know, the udder woman.

Larryj

[Warph]

Two maggots were fighting in dead Earnest