PUNS for a bit of humor...............

Started by patyrn, April 05, 2011, 07:58:28 AM

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Diane Amberg

#30
April 26, 2011, 01:43:40 PM
The robin tried as hard as he could to pull the little green worm off the twig, but it wouldn't give an inch.

Diane Amberg

#31
May 03, 2011, 04:04:49 PM
Ya know that paradigm conference I was going to? They had to shift to another site.

patyrn

#32
May 24, 2011, 11:30:50 AM
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground................

Diane Amberg

#33
May 24, 2011, 02:41:42 PM
The grumpy pony had no idea how to pull the cart so they gave him the shaft.

patyrn

#34
May 25, 2011, 08:00:46 AM
The batteries were given out free of charge.................

patyrn

#35
June 01, 2011, 06:55:19 AM
A will is a dead giveaway...................

Diane Amberg

#36
June 01, 2011, 04:31:01 PM
The book about antigravity is so good I just can't put it down.

Warph

#37
June 02, 2011, 12:31:38 AM

My ex-wife was deaf.  She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#38
June 02, 2011, 12:35:00 AM

I named my son Matt Damon.  He's my first Bourne.

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

Warph

#39
June 02, 2011, 01:08:24 AM


A photofinisher says, "Someday my prints will come."

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."
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