Jeff Foxworthy: You might be from Kansas....

[Janet Harrington]

If you're proud that your region makes the national news at least 96
times each year because it's the hottest or the coldest spot in the
nation, you might live in Kansas.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
his forehead, you might live in Kansas.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live
in Kansas.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might
live in Manhattan, Kansas.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you might live in Kansas.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Kansan WHEN "Vacation" means
going east or west on I-70 for the weekend.

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Kansas.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
might live in Kansas.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again, you might live in Kansas.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Kansas.

If you see people wearing camouflage at social events (including
weddings), you might live in Kansas.??(This is so true)

If you install security lights on your house and garage and leave
both unlocked, you might live in Kansas.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how
to use them, you might live in Kansas.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
your blue spruce, you might live in Kansas.

If you were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.., you might
live in Kansas.

If Going Down South means Oklahoma, you might live in Kansas.

If a brat is something you eat, you might live in Kansas.

If your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new pole shed, you
might live in Kansas.

If your idea of going out to eat is a tail gate party every Friday,
you might live in Kansas.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car; you
might live in Goodland, Kansas.

If you find 0 degrees to be "a little chilly", you might live in
Kansas.

If you actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all
your Kansas friends, you might live in Kansas.

(This was shared with me from Dean Ward, a former Elk County Commissioner)

[Wilma]

From Jeff Foxworthy:

"If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live
in Kansas."

I have a picture of one of my daughters wearing a parka that just about covers her shorts.  Regretfully, I couldn't find it to share with you.

[Janet Harrington]

Thank the Lord that you can't find it.  I was not a happy camper that day.  I had to clean a quail and I didn't like doing it.  YULK!

[bowie boy]

if you have ever worn sandles and jeans when it is 30 degrees out or below, you might be a kansan

[Janet Harrington]

Or, If you have ever worn a coat, shorts, and flip flops, you might be from Kansas.