Happy Birthday Sarge

[Roma Jean Turner]

Hope you have had a stellar birthday today Sarge.

[Wilma]

Happy birthday, Sarge.

Jo, that was nice of you to consider me but I don't consider Sarge a detraction.  If anything, he adds to my day.

[Janet Harrington]

I didn't know you shared a birthday with my mom. Happy Birthday. It is Norman Johnson's birthday today, too.

[Teresa]

Happy Birthday to the best lookin' cousin anyone could ask for.. Love you.. Hope you have lots more.. 

[Diane Amberg]

Happy one day late birthday!

[Sarge]

Thanks to all of you for the birthday wishes. It was a great day. I woke up in the land of the living, wasn't hungry for more than a minute all day. Now, what more could a person ask for; well, except for maybe a new squirrel rifle or a better fishing pole than what tarhead has.

[jarhead]

Sarge,
You had a fine fishing pole until you pulled a "clumsy" and stepped on it and broke it in half. It was a tough bamboo pole , but no pole can withstand that much weight on it.
Oh yea, for the last time it's Jarhead, with a "J". Don't make me get you in a headlock and give you a Dutch Rub until you got a bald spot on top your head-----------------again !!!