Ah, the Smell of Tobacco Smoke in the Morning

[Varmit]

You'd give up a whole lot..wouldn't be worth a tinkers diddle cause you would be too stoned to do anything else... but sit and stare and..maybe slobber a little.. 

Well...apparently someone I won't name names (teresa) has never smoked weed.  Don't worry though, I won't hold that against you.   But let me learn you something.  Weed is a wonder drug, espcially for folks that work outside alot.  For example, take farmers that spend countless hours in the fields during the summer.  They get headaches, heat stroke, and generally at the end of the day are exhausted.  Now then, say they smoked a bowl or two around lunchtime, usually the effects of the day don't take such a toll.  Now bear in mind I am not talking about getting totally baked, but the ocassional splif never hurt anyone.  In fact, marijuana has helped more folk than it has hurt.

As for driving while high, IF weed was the sole drug, and not combined with anything else then I don't think it would be a problem.  Other than overcrowding at 7-elevens, and mass shortages of Funyons.

[kshillbillys]

Billy--the county has a zero tolerance for drugs. Marijuana, Mary Jane, weed, reefer, pot, crack, smack, crank, coke, opium, heroin, blacktar heroin, angel dust, pcp, acid, lsd, ice, meth, ecstasy or viagra! You, son, are definitely on something. I will have a nice little cup for you to piss into in the morning. All I need is for you to initial a couple of spaces, sign your name and show me your driver's license. I thought you were on drugs. I saw you pop a couple of Bayer this morning. Refusal to do the UA will result in an immediate body cavity search with a shovel handle. I know the bathroom is right off of the office, but I don't care to see you piss in the cup, please close the door. LOL---Robert

[jarhead]

Robert, Why is viagra on the list?? Hell, you can't get a high doing Viagra!! Maybe getting "a high" aint the word I'm looking for here-----but you know what I mean.

[Teresa]

Well...apparently someone I won't name names (teresa) has never smoked weed.  Don't worry though, I won't hold that against you.

You are so right Billy.. I have never ever smoked the weed.... or done any of those bad things that a girl of the 70's did..
For real.. I have always been one of those girls who just didn't EVER  nor do I now...do anything away from the law abiding "rule line'


And thats my story and I'm stickin' to it.  

[kshillbillys]

Robert, Why is viagra on the list?? Hell, you can't get a high doing Viagra!! Maybe getting "a high" aint the word I'm looking for here-----but you know what I mean.

Jarhead--I was told that viagra is a date rape drug, but that was by them fools in jail. Of course, they were talking something else about a toilet paper roll and a rubber glove, but never mind about that, we'll leave that alone. ---Robert

[Anmar]

Weed will soon be legal in California, not that over 60% of the population here don't already smoke it without fear of the law.  The penalty for being caught with weed for personal use is actually less than a traffic ticket.

[Varmit]

Hopefully, weed will soon be legal everywhere. 

[jerry wagner]

Hopefully, weed will soon be legal everywhere. 

LOL... something we can both agree on.  I have never used the stuff but the 'war' on drugs is a ridiculous waste of time and pot is a poor choice to fight.

[Roma Jean Turner]

Thanks you guys...now I am craving really chewy brownies.  Must have triggered some old brain cells from thr Age of Aquarius.  Guess I'll go fry some bacon.

[jarhead]

Why Roma Jean, you ol hippie you !!!!