Political Humor

[Patriot]

Born the grandson of a Peru, KS native, world traveled youth, President of the Harvard Law Review, Labor Union Apologist, Community Organizer, Constitutional Lawyer & professor, US Senator from the State of Illinois, President of the United States of America elected to be the chief executive officer of the largest economy in world history & to command the greatest military force on earth .... and he can't even button up a coat properly!

Mommy?  Do I look ok?



Photo credit:  Jewel Samad / AFP - Getty Images

Located at:  http://photoblog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/01/04/5764221-surfboard-toting-staffers-obama-family-return-from-hawaii-vacation

[Jo McDonald]

                HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:
                Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
                Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
                The strippers would at least triple the
                alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

                And, of course, every  businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

                Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.  This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
                Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

                Sincerely,


                Bill Clinton

[Teresa]

Congress has announced they intend to make it more difficult to claim Unemployment Benefits.


Starting next Monday, the forms will only be printed in English.

[Patriot]

Why are some people so ignorant of the obvious.... especially when it comes to things political!