Political Humor

[Patriot]

Say it ain't so!

[Teresa]

[Teresa]

He should have known his comment would come back to bite him.. LOL

[srkruzich]

LOL gotta steal this one nd send to the dems in my family on facebook.  I love pissing them off.

[Diane Amberg]

I guess by now you all know that President Obama got clocked in the lip during a basket ball game and had to have 12 stitches from the White House Doctor. But did you know that the doc first recommended 20 stitches? Then the Republicans demanded none be used. They then filibustered, saying a  band aid was good enough.Then the Democrats, who still have a super majority, got a bill through reconciliation authorizing 12 stitches for this year and 8 more in 2014.

[jarhead]

Diane, you telling me that BHO has big lips Next you will be saying he has nappy hair. Shameful !!!

[Diane Amberg]

Hey, it was the doc who decided how many stitches he needed. I never saw the injury!

[Judy Harder]

Priceless!!!!!!!  I love it.
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A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Kingston, Idaho .  There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract.  She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.  As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.  In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to Shoshone medical center ER to see a doctor.  She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.  The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.   

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.  The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" 

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area.  I'm sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down."

[Jo McDonald]

 

WARNING FROM PAKISTAN !!



     This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration Mohammed Omar warned the United States that if Military actions against Iraq and Afghanistan continue, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and  possibly Motel 6 & Super 8 Managers.


And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.


     Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States !



     Folks, it's gonna get ugly!

[Jo McDonald]

Military Quote Of The Day


"When I joined the military it was illegal
to be homosexual, then it became optional.

Glad I am out before Obama makes it mandatory."


GySgt Harry Berres, USMC

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