Political Humor

[kshillbillys]

Warph: Good to hear from you! Hope you're healing well!

[mtcookson]

kakistocracy [kak-uh-stok-ruh-see]
–noun, plural -cies.
government by the worst persons; a form of government in which the worst persons are in power.

[Diane Amberg]

  Are you sure the sweet innocent minds in Kansas will understand that?

[kshillbillys]

Fred Thompson: Reggie Bush has given back his 2005 Heisman Trophy, since he wasn't actually qualified to receive it at the time.

Still waiting for news on Obama's Nobel Peace Prize and Al Gore's Oscar.

[Jo McDonald]

 
Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher,
Jeff Foxworthy.

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1.. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[kshillbillys]

LMAO! Good one, Jo!

[Diane Amberg]

Oh, my!

[Judy Harder]

Coffee anyone?



Indian Wanting Coffee:

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter:



"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....



The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,

Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal
to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pullingAnother male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to

The waiter:



"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! []

We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.

What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,



"Training for position in United States Congress:

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,

Leave mess for others to clean up,

Disappear for rest of day."




VOTE 'EM ALL OUT!

[Diane Amberg]

That was very politically incorrect!....And very very funny!

[mtcookson]