GOD IS BUSY

[frawin]

I know this has been around before but when I received it this morning I liked it so well I am putting it out here again.



If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
A United States Marine was attending some college
courses between assignments. He had completed missions
in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor
who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real
then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly
15 min..' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am
GOD, I'm still waiting.'

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What
in the world is the matter with you? 'Why did you do that?'
The Marine calmly replied, 'GOD was too busy today protecting
America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.'

The classroom erupted in cheers!

THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING
AMEN!!
Thank you,

[Jo McDonald]

Amen !  Amen !  Amen !

[Judy Harder]

Thank you Frank! That says it all.

[frawin]

Jo and Judy, that could have been the Forum's own JARHEAD, I can see him doing that with a smile.

[Judy Harder]

that it could..........Thanks

[jarhead]

Frank & Judy,
How dare you---y'all know I'm a pacifist

[frawin]

JUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! someone is posting for Jarhead, it must be someone that doesn't know him.

[Catwoman]

  ;DLOL

[Roma Jean Turner]

Love that one. 

[Diane Amberg]

Speaking of atheists, I know this is slightly off thread, have you seen the athiest/ commedian who is unbaptizing people with a blow dryer. I laughed but felt kinda guilty about it.