Bull**** Bingo.

[Teresa]

Rules for Bullshit Bingo

1.  Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit
Bingo" card by drawing a square.

I find that 5" x  5" is a good size—and dividing it into columns, five
across and five down. That gives you 25 1-inch blocks.



2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

  . Restored our reputation

  . Strategic fit

  . Let me be clear

  . Make no mistake

  . Back from the brink

  . Signs of recovery

  . Out of the loop

  .  Benchmark

  . Job creation

  . Fiscal restraint

  . Win-win

  . Affordable health care

  . Previous Administration

  . Greed on Wall Street

  . At the end of the day

  . Empower (or empowerment)

  . Touch base

  . Mindset

  . Corporate greed

  . Ballpark

. Game plan

. Leverage

. "Inherited" as in "I inherited this mess"

. Relief for working families (alternate - "unprecedented")


3.  Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand
up and shout........ "BULLSHIT!"



Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:

"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." -
Jack W., Boston

"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." - David D.,
Florida

  "What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first
win." -  Bill R., New York City

  "The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the
fifth box." -  Ben G., Denver

  "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the
third time in two hours." - Harry A,  Chantilly

[Warph]

"I won in the first two minutes of his speech in PA. yesterday.
What a putz this clown is!" - Warph, Arizona