How to have a good additude

Started by Varmit, February 28, 2010, 09:25:46 PM

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Varmit

February 28, 2010, 09:25:46 PM Last Edit: March 02, 2010, 06:43:37 PM by Teresa
This REALLY works...I feel 100% better already!

: How to have a good attitude.

HOW  TO  START  EACH  DAY  WITH  A  POSITIVE  OUTLOOK

1.  Open a new/empty file in your computer.

2.  Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3.  Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4.  Empty the Recycle Bin.

5.  Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6.  Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7.  Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

It is high time we eased the drought suffered by the Tree of Liberty. Let us not stand and suffer the bonds of tyranny, nor ignorance, laziness, cowardice. It is better that we die in our cause then to say that we took counsel among these.

Warph

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March 01, 2010, 10:32:42 AM


Thank you.... I feel soooooo much better!  Now.... what have you got for taxes?
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."
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