Political Science for Dummies

[Patriot]

For the most part... so true!  What a hoot!

There were these two cows.............

http://buchanan.org/blog/political-science-for-dummies-2926

[Anmar]

I'm actually a big fan of Buchanan, and this is pretty damn dunny, yet sad because it's so true.  My favs from the list

FRENCH
CORPORATION    
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

TALIBAN
CORPORATION    
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

ISRAELI
CORPORATION    
You have two cows.
You tell the US Congress you need $300 million for weapons to protect the cows from terrorists.
The Congress sends you $600 million to ensure the cows safety.
You buy the weapons, shoot the cows, and blame it on the Palestinians.

FLORIDA
CORPORATION    
You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can't figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the best looking cow.

CALIFORNIA
CORPORATION    
You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.