The Tiny Cabin

[Jo McDonald]

 


      A social  worker from  a big City in Massachusetts recently
transferred to the  Mountains of North Carolina and was on the first tour
of her new territory when she came upon the  tiniest cabin she had ever
seen in her  life.

      Intrigued, she went up and  knocked  on the door. 'Anybody
      home?' she   asked.

      Yep,' came a kid's voice   through the door.

      'Is your father there?'  asked  the social worker.

      'Pa?  Nope,  he left  before Ma came in,'  said the  kid.

      'Well, is your mother there?'   persisted the social worker.

      'Ma?    Nope, she left  just before I got here,' said the  kid.

      'But,' protested the social worker, 'are  you never together as a family?'

      'Sure, but not  here,' said the kid through the door.
       
       'This is the Outhouse!'
   

[Dee Gee]

Wasn't a two holer 

[Jo McDonald]

    lol