Let Him Dig

[Jo McDonald]

 

LET HIM DIG!


   An old man and woman were married for many years, even
   though they hated each other. When they had
   a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep
   into the night.

   The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way
   up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the
   rest of your life!'

   Neighbors feared him.  They believed he practiced black
   magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took
   place in their neighborhood.  The old man liked the fact
   that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a
   heart attack when he was 98.

   His wife had a closed casket at the wake.  After the burial,
   she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if
   there was no tomorrow.  Her neighbors, concerned for her
   safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able
   to dig his way up and out of the grave and come back to
   haunt you for the rest of your life?'

   The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I
   had him buried upside down.'

   Darn women - they think of everything!!!!

[Catwoman]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!