What Happens on Wall Street. Stays on Wall Street.

[dnalexander]

Alright it's time to suck it up and act like reasonable adults. The drunken debauchery of the easy credit Bachelor party in Vegas has come to an end. Yeah, the strippers cleaned you out of a weeks worth of cash, but you willingly participated  and they are long gone. Thank god the $700 billion dollar tab fit on your credit card. You are gonna be hurting from this for a long time, but it could be worse. Don't think you are done handing out cash. If you look around the room at all the empty Cristal and Maker's Mark bottles and the mess that is left you know that you are lucky that the maids accepted that extra $500 dollar tip not to report you to security. Don't start getting huffy there is enough blame to go around. There is no one without guilt and it's not fair to point fingers at the strippers, casino, best man,  or groom. Take some Advil and a cup of coffee and get your butt in gear and start putting out the fires. With all the cell phone pictures and video tape this is gonna haunt you for a long time .In the end you know you where wrong despite all the outside encouragement. Here is my suggestion. Make sure you get a good night's sleep and when you get up Monday morning make sure you get to work on time. You are lucky you still have a job. Make sure you remember this weekend and next time use your good sense, pay cash for everything, and don't let the excitement make you do things that you know are wrong. You better pray that you ended the party early enough that you can repair the damage. Oh yeah, that chick with the tattoo that's your new wife. Think you are done with the pain? You still gotta tell your families how you met and married in Vegas. I don't want you to walk off the 30th floor balcony of the Casino so I am gonna stop there for now. More to come so get your wallet ready and I suggest you hire an attorney on retainer. Hope you had a good time.

[dnalexander]

Your mother and I a very proud. You know we taught you better than to act like this. Stop blaming every one else for your problem. Do you realize what you have done?

[Catwoman]

Ah...but the pursuit of money is equivilent to the pursuit of happiness, right?  What this country did and will continue to do is seek the easiest way to the highest bucks.  I am hoping that this mess (that has caused me to lose plenty in my IRAs) will eventually sort itself out but I have no faith that this won't happen again.