How to Start Each Day With a Positive Outlook on Politics

Started by Warph, September 08, 2008, 12:45:10 AM

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Warph

How to Start Each Day With a Positive Outlook on Politics:

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama'?

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Repeat, using the file name 'Joe Biden.'

8. Feel Better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi - day after, Harry Reid.
"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

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Mom70x7

Gee,

I thought you were going to tell us to avoid the Politics Board!
:D   ;)    :D   ;D   ;)   :D   ;D   ;)   :-*   :laugh:   ???   :-*    :D


frawin

Warph, "Tomorrow" and "the day after" will really make me feel better, safer and looking to a brighter future. Thanks, I needed that.

frawin

Quote from: Mom70x7 on September 08, 2008, 09:22:06 AM
Gee,

I thought you were going to tell us to avoid the Politics Board!
:D   ;)    :D   ;D   ;)   :D   ;D   ;)   :-*   :laugh:   ???   :-*    :D
Mom, your advice might be the best of all.

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