My News Years Wishes

[Judy Harder]

New Year's Wishes


May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist,
your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist,
your plumber and the I.R.S.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift,
your abs and your stocks not fall;
and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides,
your cholesterol, your white blood count
and your mortgage interest not rise.

May the New Year find you seated around the table,
together with your beloved family and cherished friends.
May you find the food better, the environment quieter,
the cost much cheaper,
and the pleasure much more fulfilling than ever.

May what you see in the mirror delight you,
and what others see in you delight them.
May someone love you enough to forgive your faults,
be blind to your blemishes,
and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls
until you finish dinner,
may the commercials on TV not be louder
than the program you have been watching,
and may your check book and your budget balance
- and include generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say "I love you!"
at least once a day to your spouse,
your child, your parent, or your siblings;
but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse,
your hairdresser or your golf instructor.

And may we live in a world at peace
and with the awareness of God's love in every sunset,
every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile,
every lover's kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing,
miraculous beat of our heart.

[Rudy Taylor]

May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.

May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills. May love stick to your
face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you across the face
and may your tears be that of joy.

May today's problems forget your home address!

In simple words ...

May 2008 be the best year of your life!!!