Summer Classes for Men

[Marcia Moore]

SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN
at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Friday, August 31, 2007   

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays –
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks – Mondays and Wednesdays for 2 hours, beginning at 7:00 P.M. 

Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks.  Saturday at 12:00 for 2 hours.
   
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? -- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks.  Saturday 10:00 P.M. for 2 hours.
 
Class 4
Fundamental Differences between The Laundry Hamper and the Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 P.M. for 3 weeks. 

Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks.  Tuesdays and Thursdays for 2 hours, beginning at 7:00 P.M.   

Class 6
Loss of Identity--Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks.  Fridays and Sundays at 7:00 P.M. 

Class 7
Learning How to Find Things -- Starting With Looking in the Right Places and not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 P.M., 2 hours.   

Class 8
Health Watch -- Bringing Her Flowers is not Harmful to Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights.  Monday, Wednesday & Friday at 7:00 P.M. for 2 hours.   

Class 9
Real Men Ask for Directions When Lost -- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 P.M.   Location to be determined.   

Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks. Saturdays at noon.  2 hours.
 
Class 11
Learning to Live -- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and Role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 P.M.  Location to be determined.   

Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion.
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks.  Tuesdays and Thursdays for 2 hours, beginning at 7:00 P.M.   

Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy
Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries & Other Important Dates
and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights.  Monday, Wednesday & Friday at 7:00 P.M. for 2 hours.   

Class 14
The Stove/Oven -- What it is and How it is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM.  Location to be determined. 

Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[Ole Granny]

Please-where do they sign up?  This should be mandatory!

[Marcia Moore]

Yes.  It should be part of the marriage application process.

[frawin]

Something tells me that was dreamed up and/or written by a woman with little or nothing to do.
Frank

[Ole Granny]

If it was written by a woman with little to do she had to be single or the husband had already attended this class.

[frawin]

Where is that sweet little Alice I used to know?

[Ole Granny]

Here I am.

[dandymomma]

Class 7
Learning How to Find Things -- Starting With Looking in the Right Places and not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 P.M., 2 hours.   



Is there an online course?