Taxes

Started by genealogynut, April 24, 2007, 06:55:54 PM

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genealogynut

Taken from a booklet, Chetopa Community Connection

At first I thought this was funny.......then I realized the awful truth of it.  Be sure to read all the way to the end!!

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat, tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirt, tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, tax his drink, tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, tax his beers, if he cries, then tax his tears.
Tax his car, tax his gas, Find new ways to tax all he has
then let him know that you won't be done Till he has no dough,
When he screams and hollers, then tax him some more
Tax him till he good and sore
Then tax his coffin, tax his grave, tax the sod in which he's laid.
Put these words upon his tomb, 'Taxes drove me to my doom...."
When he's gone, do not relax, its time to apply the inheritance tax.

Account Receivable Tax, Building Permit Tax, CDL license tax
Cigarette tax, Corporate Income tax, Dog license tax, excise taxes
Federal Income tax, Federal Unemployment tax (FUTA)
Fishing License tax, Food License tax, Fuel permit tax
Gasoline tax (42 cents per gallon) Gross Receipts tax
Hunting License tax, Inheritance tax, Interest expense Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges, IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) Liquor tax
Luxury taxes, Marriage License tax, Medicare Tax, Personal Property Tax
Property tax, Real Estate tax, Service charge taxes, Social Security tax
Road Usage taxes, Sales Tax, Recreational Vehicle Tax, School tax
State Income Tax, State Unemployment Tax (SUTA), Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal surcharge tax, Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax, Telephone usage charge tax, Utility taxes
Vehicle LIcense Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax. Watercraft registration tax
Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS:  Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.  We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

hhjacobs

 >:( :( :( >:(   Isn,t it a awful thing to have to pay taxes on everything you do or have. The more taxes we pay the more the goverment(city,county,state and federal) find more ways to spend it so they and raise your taxes some more. :'( :'( :'( :'(

genealogynut

What is really disgusting and sad is the way the government WASTES the money, while there are millions of citizens in poverty, and have huge medical bills that they can't pay. This wasteful government spending is driving lots of tax payers into the poor house.

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