Redneck Lent

[pam]

Each Friday night after work,
Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak
But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic..And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest

The Priest came to visit Bubba,
and suggested that he become a Catholic
After several classes and much study,
Bubba attended Mass...
and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him,
he said,

'You were born a Baptist,
and raised a Baptist,
but now you are a Catholic!

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as he rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement
There stood Bubba clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:

You wuz born a deer,
you wuz raised a deer,
but now you a CATFISH!!

[Teresa]

 

[flo]

  Yummmmmmm Yummmmmmmm

[bowie boy]

nothing like a good RED-NECK joke!!