Happy Birthday Warph

Started by frawin, October 19, 2013, 06:17:48 PM

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frawin

Happy Birthday Warph, hope you had a great day. I joy your wisdom and anti  Obuma  posts.

Bullwinkle

  Happy Birthday, young man.

Warph

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Thank you, Guys... 25 more years to go before I hang it up.

Here's a little something I know you'll enjoy:



There ARE technical reasons for the implementation (or not) of the Affordable Health Care Act (aka "Obamacare") Here is the take of the American Medical Association:

AMA Insight; No matter which side you are on.  The American Medical Association
has weighed in on Obama's new health care package.

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under
a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
"Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed
it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the
matter".  The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists
didn't have the heart to say 'no'.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
the A$$holes in Washington.

"Every once in a while I just have a compelling need to shoot my mouth off." 
--Warph

"If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all."
-- Warph

"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one, and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."

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