A communist, a fascist & a socialist walk into a bar......

[Patriot]

Says a bunch about the (not so) new Democrat party...

Chavez, Castro, Putin: Four more years!
Washington Times
Ilana Freedman
Tuesday, October 2, 201

The latest [dictator] to publicly announce his support for the commander-in-chief's reelection bid was Venezuela's Hugo Chavez, who this week assured he'd vote for Obama if he were from the United States. The America-bashing strongman made the announcement on state-owned television, saying "Obama is a good guy" and that if Obama was from Caracas, he'd surely return the favor by voting for Chavez.

Earlier in the year the government-official daughter of Cuban military dictator Raul Castro proclaimed her country's support for Obama during a visit to the U.S. "I believe that Obama needs another opportunity and he needs greater support to move forward with his projects and with his ideas, which I believe come from the bottom of his heart," Mariela Castro said during a cable news interview. ...

That brings us to Russia's Vladimir Putin, who has eliminated most elections in his country, monopolized all major media and destroyed the political party system. ... In a letter to a major newspaper, the president of a group dedicated to expanding freedom around the world points out that under Putin there has been an "across-the-board crackdown on civil society." The piece goes on to ask: "Will Obama stand up against Putin's abuses?" Unlikely, now that the Russian dictator has extended his endorsement.

Article: http://times247.com/articles/obama-receives-endorsements-from-three-dictators#ixzz29zGrgQ5B

[Warph]

A black guy, an Arab, an illegal alien, a Muslim, a Christian, a communist, a messiah, a democrat, a drug addict, a socialist, an idiot, and a pathological liar walk into a bar....

The bartender asks: What can I get you, Mr. President?

           

           



Obuma Drinking Game
Drink indicated amount when you hear Obuma's following
keywords in tomorrows 3rd Presidental Debate:

1 sip Jobs
2 sips Bipartisan
3 sips Economy
4 sips Republicans
5 sips Investment
6 sips Healthcare
7 sips Competitive
8 sips Civility
9 sips Unprecedented
10 sips Uninsured
11 sips Rhetoric
12 sips Patriotism

To win the game, correctly add up the total amount of the filler words
"and" "er" or "uh" are used.  Have a designated driver if traveling.