Kansas Laws

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Kansas Laws


In Howard - Donuts are FREE at the Sweet & Spicy between the hours of 10:30 &10:45 Wednesdays,
compliments of Teresa Heilevang.

In Howard - It is illegal to urinate on the side of the old Bank building.

In Howard - It is illegal for Toot's Drive In restaurant to sell cherry pie a la mode on Sundays.

In Howard - Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights pinned to their butt.

In Elk Co. - Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats on Monday.

In Elk Co. - No one may catch fish with his bare hands .

In Elk Co. - The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.

In Elk Co. - If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

In Derby - Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.

In Derby - Persons may not "screech" their tires while driving.

In Derby - Riding an animal down any road is against the law.

In Dodge City - It is illegal to spit or urinate on a sidewalk in August.

In Lang - It is illegal to ride a mule down Main Street in August, unless the animal is wearing a straw hat.

In Lawrence - All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.

In Lawrence - No one may wear a bee in their hat.

In Natoma - It is illegal to throw a snowball at any one wearing a striped shirt in July.

In Overland Park - One may not picket a funeral.

In Russell - Musical car horns are banned.

In Salina - It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.

In Topeka - It is illegal to drive one's car through a parade.

In Topeka - No one may sing the "Star Spangle Banner" on the streets at night.

In Topeka - Spitting tobacco juice on sidewalks is forbidden.

In Topeka - Cock fights are illegal on Sundays.

In Topeka - Dead chickens may not be hauled across Kansas Avenue.

In Topeka - The 'Wild West' is long gone it seems, for driving your herd of cattle through this town is now outlawed.

In Topeka - No matter how nice it may be, a pet Pit Bull is not allowed within the city limits.

In Topeka - No one may scream at a haunted house.

In Topeka - The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.

In Wichita - One can be sent to jail for up to a year for making lewd comments over the telephone.

In Wichita - Don't get carried away in the city parks.

In Wichita - One must get a permit from the city if they wish to take dirt from the airport.

In Wichita - Hopefully everyone in the city has a trash can, because dumping their waste in a city pool is against the law.

In Wichita - Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.

In Wichita - Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined.

State Of Kansas - Be careful about burning rubber when passing through Kansas.  Screeching your tires is illegal in the state, and squealing upon acceleration can warrant a $500 fine and/or imprisonment up to 30 days.