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[Judy Harder]

 #1 IN THE WORLD

Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walked, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most
beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering!" said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and
they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"

" First Place !" said Snow White.

They continue walking and they see a sign: "Contest for the strongest man
in the world."

"I'm entering," says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they
ask him, "How did you make out?"

" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"

They continue walking when they see a sign: "Contest! Who is the greatest
liar in the world?" Pinocchio enters.

After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

"What happened?" they asked.

Pinocchio asks, "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?"

[Jo McDonald]

 

First runner up............B H O  !!!

[Varmit]

Judy, I got cramps in my side from laughing so hard.  Thats a good one.